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SaintLucifer

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No doubt I risk looking incredibly stupid, but I am relatively new compared to everyone else in Troll Kingdom so I should like to ask a question. What the fuck is a SKAN and why does anyone give a good goddamn flying fuck?? The only reason I ask is because I keep seeing fucking threads about SKANS a lot more recently. Previously when I saw a thread about SKANS, I fucking ignored it simply because I did not give a shit. Now, things are different because these fucking SKAN threads are everywhere to the point of being fucking annoying. As I have previously stated, I do not give a shit about the SKANS but I grow weary of seeing threads everywhere about them.

So in summation, WHAT THE FUCK IS A SKAN???? Is it short for SKANK? Is it an abbrevation for the SCANDINAVIAN members we have here (fuck, I was not aware we had Swedish faggots and dykes here). Is it a take on the word 'scan' for those people who like to scan gay porno sites on the internet? Do tell.
 
Dr Fuckofff said:
None of your fucking business. No offense!
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As you wish. Fuck that. No one wishes to answer a simple fucking question. I am outta there. You keep thinking about it whilst I go to the ARCADE and break a few records. Fuck you all.
 
YOUR A TRUE SHITHEAD, YOUR IGNORANT OF SKANS AND THE SKAN WAY. YOU MUST GO ASK THE FAT MAN OF MANCHESTER, FEED HIM A TWINKIE AND HE WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY OF THE SKAN.

DO NOT HATE, THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS, THERE ARE MANY HATERS HERE AT TROLLKINGDOM THAT WILL RECEIVE JUSTICE ONCE THE DOCKET ENTRIES ARE MADE. RIGHT??
 
s_k_a_n_tastic said:
YOUR A TRUE SHITHEAD, YOUR IGNORANT OF SKANS AND THE SKAN WAY. YOU MUST GO ASK THE FAT MAN OF MANCHESTER, FEED HIM A TWINKIE AND HE WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY OF THE SKAN.

DO NOT HATE, THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS, THERE ARE MANY HATERS HERE AT TROLLKINGDOM THAT WILL RECEIVE JUSTICE ONCE THE DOCKET ENTRIES ARE MADE. RIGHT??
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Did a nobody just threaten me? Pfft. Not only do I not know what you are (SKAN) but I fail to care. I will show you what I think of your pissant little threat. I am heading back to the arcade you lump of dogshit.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Did a nobody just threaten me? Pfft. Not only do I not know what you are (SKAN) but I fail to care. I will show you what I think of your pissant little threat. I am heading back to the arcade you lump of dogshit.
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OUCH, THOSE TAUNTS ARE HURTING, THIS IS CAUSING ME MUCH LOSS OF CALORIES. I HAVE SOME HAM HIDDEN IN MY FATFOLDS, AND OFFER IT AS PEACE, WHEN YOU BREAK LARD AND/OR OTHER HIGH CALORIE FOOD WITH A HATER/ENEMY, IT IS A PEACE OFFERING. RIGHT??
 
s_k_a_n_tastic said:
OUCH, THOSE TAUNTS ARE HURTING, THIS IS CAUSING ME MUCH LOSS OF CALORIES. I HAVE SOME HAM HIDDEN IN MY FATFOLDS, AND OFFER IT AS PEACE, WHEN YOU BREAK LARD AND/OR OTHER HIGH CALORIE FOOD WITH A HATER/ENEMY, IT IS A PEACE OFFERING. RIGHT??
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Yet I am unsurprised at the revelation that you are but a fat fuck. What else do you have to offer? The fact your skin is riddled with acne and you are currently seeing the most important individual in your life, your DERMATOLOGIST? Tell me, have the taunts 'pizza face' affected your psyche? Judging from your posts, I would nod in the positive and more.
 
I MEAN LIKE THER IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A WARM WELCOME SOMETIME, PLEASE TRY IT. YOU ARE ABUSING YOU KNOW?

SKAN IS MY NAME BUT I BREAK IT UP ALOT SO I SONT HAVE TO TYPE OUT THE WHOLE THING

STEVE K ANDINO.

MAYBE SHOW A LITTLE BIT OF THE COURTESTY AND YOU WONT LOOK LIKE A FOOL. TRY IT OR NOT, DO I CARE? MAYBE SO. DO YOU? I AM THNKING NOT.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Yet I am unsurprised at the revelation that you are but a fat fuck. What else do you have to offer? The fact your skin is riddled with acne and you are currently seeing the most important individual in your life, your DERMATOLOGIST? Tell me, have the taunts 'pizza face' affected your psyche? Judging from your posts, I would nod in the positive and more.
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YOUR WRONG, THE MOST IMPORTANT INDIVIDUAL IN THE WORLD IS THE FAT MAN FROM MANCHESTER, I EMBRACE HIGH CALORIE LIVING, AND OFFER FUCKHEADS LIKE YOU A CHOICE TO ESCAPE THE STATUS QUO OF UNNECESSARY BURNING OF VALUABLE CALORIES. RIGHT??
 
The_Skan said:
I MEAN LIKE THER IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A WARM WELCOME SOMETIME, PLEASE TRY IT. YOU ARE ABUSING YOU KNOW?

SKAN IS MY NAME BUT I BREAK IT UP ALOT SO I SONT HAVE TO TYPE OUT THE WHOLE THING

STEVE K ANDINO.

MAYBE SHOW A LITTLE BIT OF THE COURTESTY AND YOU WONT LOOK LIKE A FOOL. TRY IT OR NOT, DO I CARE? MAYBE SO. DO YOU? I AM THNKING NOT.
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Well, GARFUCKLE PEROFF is my name yet I break it up a lot so I will not have to type out the whole thing either. Here it is after I do so GARFUCKLE PEROFF


Now shut the fuck up and refrain from posting in my direction ever again. I have decided 'SKANS' are unworthy of my time, no matter what the are. Now scram.
 
I'm not really from Manchester. At the moment, I'm in my summer mansion next to the local pig farm. The waste they generate is horrible, but the bacon is scrumptious!
 
I AM NOW EATING PORK TARTRE. IT IS GOOD BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO COOK AND YOU CAN JUST TAKE BITES RIGHT FROM A PORK BUTT AND IT IS THE SAME THING. THAT IS WHAT A SKAN MAY BE FOR YOU THAT ARE NOT KNOWING.

SAINT LUCEFER IS A COCKNOCKER EXTRA SPECIAL I SEE. WHY ARE YOU HATING ON MMEMBERS HERE MR COCKNOCKER E.S.? THERE IS NO REASON BECEAUSE BEING A SKAN I KNOW I AM FRIENDLY TO EVERYONE EVEN COCKNOCKERS OK?
 
YOUR NOT THE FAT MAN FROM MANCHESTER, BUT YOU DO TALK SENSE, WE SKANS ARE FRAID OF MUSLIMS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BAN PORK AND PORK BYPRODUCTS.

I HAVE BOWL FULL OF BACON, SOME OF IT IS COOKED.
 
LETS SHOW HOW UNWORTHY WE ARE BY STARTING THREADS TALKING ABOUT THEM.

EVERYTIME YOU BE OPENING YOUR MOUTH TAMPONS COME OUT, AND THREADS ARE STARTING.

GREAT WORK, PLEASE CONTINUE TO LITER THE PLACE WITH FEMALE REFUSES.

MAN YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR STYLE.
 
TheFatMan said:
I'm not really from Manchester. At the moment, I'm in my summer mansion next to the local pig farm. The waste they generate is horrible, but the bacon is scrumptious!
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Aha! I get it now! 'SKAN' is the ancient Saxon word for 'PIG'!! So SKANS are the PIGS of Troll Kingdom!! NOW I know what a SKAN is. Good to know.
 
The_Skan said:
LETS SHOW HOW UNWORTHY WE ARE BY STARTING THREADS TALKING ABOUT THEM.

EVERYTIME YOU BE OPENING YOUR MOUTH TAMPONS COME OUT, AND THREADS ARE STARTING.

GREAT WORK, PLEASE CONTINUE TO LITER THE PLACE WITH FEMALE REFUSES.

MAN YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR STYLE.
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'FEMALE REFUSES'. Two words you no doubt hear every time you attempt to find a bitch to date, no matter how much you scrape the bottom of the barrel.
 
YOU ARE NOT KNOWING BUT PIGS ARE A BIG PART OF SKAN LIFE BECAUSE THEY ARE A PART OF THE DIET WE ARE APPRECIATING. WHY ARE YOU NOT APPRECIATING HOW THE LIVING OF SKANS IS DONE. HMMMM?
 
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