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[Loktar]

If Dave is a doctor, he must be a doctor of pretending to be a real doctor.

I'm a doctor of Spamology, but I don't go bragging about it.

Yeah I'm a gynecologist but I don't brag about staring at pussy and tits all day.

 

[Dr Dave]

Neither of you are doctors.

Yub is too short to be a doctor.

Loktar is secretly a strip club DJ.

 

[Loktar]

Neither of you are doctors.

Yub is too short to be a doctor.

Loktar is secretly a strip club DJ.

Yeah but I am doctor also. My DJ name is Dr. Love!

 

[Dr Dave]

Thats not a real doctor.

 

[Loktar]

Thats not a real doctor.

The ladies I give my musical love medicine to would disagree.

 

[Yub]

I AM NOT TOO SHORT TO BE A DOCTOR! I HOLD A DEGREE IN SPAMOLOGY, YOU ARROGANT BASTARD!

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh your that kind of doctor...

lol

I don't think your that either btw.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Neither of you are doctors.

Yub is too short to be a doctor.

Loktar is secretly a strip club DJ.

What am I Doctor?

 

[Dr Dave]

Your a person.

 

[Yub]

"You're". Sheesh, elegant proof you're no doctor, right there.

 

[Dr Dave]

Hi LC!

 

[Loktar]

Your a person.

She's a goddess.

 

[Dr Dave]

Nobody is a god or goddess.

 

[Loktar]

Nobody is a god or goddess.

May Zeus strike you down for such blasphemy.