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Smallville proves once again.
- Thread starter Mentalist
- Start date
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
COMING SOON ON SMALLVILLE
- KRYPTONITE-INFUSED GIANT COLIN MOCHRIE DINOSAUR GOES ON RAMPAGE.
- CHLOE JOINS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.
- LANA IS RECRUITED BY THE VEITNAMESE GOVERNMENT TO FIGHT THE USA.
- LEX EATS LUTHOR'S FAVOURITE BATCH OF MARMITE PINWHEELS, AND THE TWO BATTLE TO THE DEATH IN A GAME OF STREETFIGHTER 2.
- CLARK BROODS IN THE BARN, ONLY TO FIND WITCHCRAFT HAS ROBBED HIM OF A TESTICLE.
- ZOD DIES LAUGHING WATCHING AN EPISODE OF WILL & GRACE (IT'S AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE).
- LOIS GETS SMASHED ON ABSINTHE, VOMITS FOR A WHILE, AND JOINS THE ROGUE TRADERS AS JOINT LEAD-SINGER
- BRITTANY MURPHY APPEARS BECAUSE SHE IS FUCKING FIT.
- KRYPTONITE-INFUSED GIANT COLIN MOCHRIE DINOSAUR GOES ON RAMPAGE.
- CHLOE JOINS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.
- LANA IS RECRUITED BY THE VEITNAMESE GOVERNMENT TO FIGHT THE USA.
- LEX EATS LUTHOR'S FAVOURITE BATCH OF MARMITE PINWHEELS, AND THE TWO BATTLE TO THE DEATH IN A GAME OF STREETFIGHTER 2.
- CLARK BROODS IN THE BARN, ONLY TO FIND WITCHCRAFT HAS ROBBED HIM OF A TESTICLE.
- ZOD DIES LAUGHING WATCHING AN EPISODE OF WILL & GRACE (IT'S AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE).
- LOIS GETS SMASHED ON ABSINTHE, VOMITS FOR A WHILE, AND JOINS THE ROGUE TRADERS AS JOINT LEAD-SINGER
- BRITTANY MURPHY APPEARS BECAUSE SHE IS FUCKING FIT.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
CHARLIE HOYLAND AND OSCAR SCULLY SPOTTED ON SET!?
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
- CHARLIE HOYLAND'S LASER-EYEBEAMS REPELS CLARK'S HEAT VISION, MEANING HE LIVES BLIND FOR AN EPISODE IN ONE OF THOSE SHITTY 'AND THE MORAL IS' TALES.
- DATA COMES TO SMALLVILLE SEARCHING FOR B4'S WANG AND LOSES HIS EMOTION CHIP IN CHLOE'S VAGINA, WHICH PROMPTLY BECOMES INDEPENDENT OF HER, DEMANDING A CHANGE OF GEOGRAPHY
- THE MITCHELL BROTHERS RIDE INTO TOWN TO ELIMINATE LEX FOR HAVING LESS HAIR THEN THEM. GRANT MITCHELL MANAGES TO OUTACT EVERYONE DESPITE BEING DEAD.
- JIM CARREY GUEST STARS, ONLY TO BE BEATEN TO DEATH BY EVERY CAST MEMBER FOR BEING A COMPLETE WANKER
- DATA COMES TO SMALLVILLE SEARCHING FOR B4'S WANG AND LOSES HIS EMOTION CHIP IN CHLOE'S VAGINA, WHICH PROMPTLY BECOMES INDEPENDENT OF HER, DEMANDING A CHANGE OF GEOGRAPHY
- THE MITCHELL BROTHERS RIDE INTO TOWN TO ELIMINATE LEX FOR HAVING LESS HAIR THEN THEM. GRANT MITCHELL MANAGES TO OUTACT EVERYONE DESPITE BEING DEAD.
- JIM CARREY GUEST STARS, ONLY TO BE BEATEN TO DEATH BY EVERY CAST MEMBER FOR BEING A COMPLETE WANKER
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Pete returns, throws up over Clark's shoes, says nothing, then leaves again?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
But does flash it to the viewers.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Lana and Lois swap heads.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
- JIM DAVIDSON TURNS UP FOR THE ANNUAL SMALLVILLE RACISM BEE AND MARRIES LYN SCULLY, YOU KNOOOOOOOOOW?! LEX PULLS SOME STRINGS AND THE INCIDENT IS NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
LEX DONATES ALL THE MONEY MADE FROM THE BABY BELT TO LANA'S TITS, LANA TELLS HIM HER TITS ARE PRETTY SMALL AND DON'T NEED MONEY, LEX PUNCHES A DOOR.