Smoke Monster

[Cassie]

 

[Mentalist]

I thought this was going to be about Lost.

 

[Loktar]

I thought it was gonna be about a bong.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN JIM HENSON DIES. THE MUPPETS BECOME WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRUCTION

 

[Fuddlemiff]

thank god shatter got his hair cut

 

[The Tomtrek]

DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO.



WAAAAAAAAALT.

etc

 

[Fuddlemiff]

THEY TOOK MY SON!!

MY SON!!

MY SON IS WALT!!

THEY TOOK MY SON WHO IS WALT!!

THEY TOOK HIM!!!

FUCK OFF, JACK, GO HAVE A DRAMATIC FLASHBACK AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

 

[The Tomtrek]

HAVE YOU SEEN MAH BOY?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What squirts out of their weenises?

 

[CaptainWacky]

We'll NEVER find out what the smoke monster is, why it uproots trees, why it killed the pilot and we'll never find out how the Black Rock got on the island and who the bodies in the caves were, it'll end up like the X-Files so BE PREPARED.

 

[Cassie]

The Black Rock was a slaver that crashed on the island.. or was it?

 

[CaptainWacky]

EXACTLY, how did it get right in the middle of the jungle like that, were there any survivors, HOW CAN ROSSEAU HAVE BEEN ON THE ISLAND FOR 16 YEARS AND YET HAVE NEVER SEEN THE OTHERS?

 

[Cassie]

MAYBE THE GIANT POLAR BEARS MOVED IT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE ISLAND. And Rosseau is an other, or is she? And what about the big 4 toed statue? WTF is that? And

WWWAAAAALLLLLTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Big 4 Toed statue? I've only seen up to the episode "Dave" in season 2 so BEAR THAT IN MIND, PLEASE. THANKS.

And how come it looked like Walt created the polar bears with his mind (like how Jack created his dad, Kate created the horse and Hurley created Dave) at first BUT they were in the Dharma video so maybe that's why they were on the island...that's not reallly an error though, just at hing.

 

[Tisiphone]

Why are the people in the cold listening to the island?????????????? Did the Polar Bears put them there?

 

[Cassie]

Ok, I'm not saying anything else about the 4 toed statue!

I do think Walt created the polar bears with his mind, remember he was looking at a comic book that had a picture of a giant polar bear? And then there were giant polar bears. I don't remember them being in the Dharma videos though.

I read an interesting theory somewhere that the island is a Tesla experiment.

 

[Cassie]

Well those people could be working for Desmond's girlfriend.. can't remember her name.

 

[Tisiphone]

Signs, signs, everywhere signs, blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind. Do this, don't do that, can't you read the signs?

 

[Tisiphone]

Well those people could be working for Desmond's girlfriend.. can't remember her name.

DESMOND IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cassie]

Ok, ok.. but Sawyer is mine