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SMOOCH

Gagh

Χριστόφορος
!!
 
Smooch.
 
SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!
 
DEATH TO SMOOCHY!
 
I liked that movie...
 
I liked that movie...

Me too.

*goes off to bake some penis shaped cookies*
 
YUMMY!
 
Are they cooked yet?
 
Yeah, I'm getting hungry!
 
I want to nibble them...........
 
Are they cooked yet?

Yeah I got them in my sack.


My nutsack that is!


Seriously. the cookies are still baking.........in my ass oven.
 
Extra chocolate frosting?
 
Extra chocolate frosting?

and tinkles....um I mean sprinkles.
 
HAWT!
 
Cookies are ready!

Cum and get them!

*tosses his cookies*
 
Can I frost those cookies then?
 
Can I frost those cookies then?

YES! OH GAWD YES!
 
MMmmmmmm
I slowly drip frosting
up and down
each side
of the
penis
cookie
and then
I
bend over
and
lick
it
off
and
frost
it again
I frost the top
the bottom
the whole
thing
 
THEN I BITE THE COOKIE
I DID IT ALL FOR THE COOKIE!
THE NOOKIE
THE COOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE!

Or something
 
But when I bit it, I swallowed all of it
 
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