Snow White And The Huntsman

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

One of the best episodes of Top Chef EVAR happened last year when Charlize was the guest judge, and in a clever bit of product placement for this movie, the chefs had to create "wicked/evil" dishes for the judges.

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It was especially good that this episode happened last year, because the rest of that season of Top Chef wasn't so good. (They were in Texas)

 

[headvoid]

Is Texas like Millwall?

Their slogans below
(Everyone hates us, we dont care)
(Its a fuckin DUMP, but it's our DUMP so fuck off)
(We're not backward, we just like to keep it in the family)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, that's more like Alabama, Mississippi and West Virginia.

Texas uses the first one, but they have a lot more ego and swagger about them, like "FUck you, we can always become our own country if we don't like the way things are going over in Washington."

Also, "Everything's bigger in Texas." Which tells you something about the male psyche there.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHOULD HAVE HAD CHARLIZE AND NATALIE ON THE SAME EPISODE.

LIKE THAT TIME THEY WATCHED TENNIS TOGETHER.

 

[Tisiphone]

Being a Texan, I have to say I've never used those phrases.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But you've had dirty thoughts about Charlize Theron, right?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Such thoughts transcend all borders and political philosophies.

 

[Tisiphone]

But you've had dirty thoughts about Charlize Theron, right?

It was a fantasy involving her and her then man Stuart Townsend and he was dressed as Lestat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

In mine he's dressed as Aragorn but then Peter Jackson appears and says "this isn't working out..." and the wank fizzles out.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I WISH YOU BETTER WANKS DOWN THE ROAD.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's always a new wank.