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So Doctor Who isn't on next week because of Eurovision...

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Because it's not possible to just show Eurovision on BBC2, apparently. And Eurovision starts at 8 which is OH YEAH after Doctor Who is on but I guess they have to show whatever other crap they show and sklhsjgfh JUST TAKE A SSTAND AND REFUSE TO SHOW EUROVISION IT'S SHITE
 
What the hell is Eurovision?
 
It's not good.
 
It is a "contest" where gay men and straight used-to-be-men from all around Europe sing a lot of universally bad songs and whoever has the most flamboyant costumes and/or gay men wins and everone else gets NILL PWA
 
Oh.. a talent(less) contest.
 
And you're supposed to pretend it's worth watching for Terry Wogan's "witty" comments which usually amount to "wouldn't want to sleep with HER!" or "that was gay!" but it's really not.
 
That was the best Dr Who I've seen in a while.
 
The villain looked like the Scorpion King though.
 
And the Spider Queen from the Christmas episode?

At least Any Dream Will Do is on next week still.
 
any crap we'll do, is a testiment to the lament of british TV at the moment, that and theres pretty much an identicle show for grease on ITV at the same time

Now we just need channel four to put out a show trying to get someone for the rocky horror show, and bang that on at the same time too
 
Fuddlemiff said:
At least Any Dream Will Do is on next week still.

Sarcasm!?
 
whisky said:
any crap we'll do, is a testiment to the lament of british TV at the moment, that and theres pretty much an identicle show for grease on ITV at the same time

Now we just need channel four to put out a show trying to get someone for the rocky horror show, and bang that on at the same time too

Channel 4 has Musicool, where a group of youngsters who thought they were auditioning for an X-Factor style record deal have been coerced into pursuing a career in musicals.

And ITV is just doing what they always do, steal someone else's idea and make it crapper. Remember their Saturday night time travel drama series mostly aimed at kids starring a former pop singer(Hannah from S Club)?
 
CaptainWacky said:
Sarcasm!?

No, I quite like it. :D The bit at the end where they have to leave the show singing("If my life were important") while crying(this week it was the most annoying contestant) is a cruel and unusual punishment banned in most countries and liable to cause UN sanctions.
 
I have never watched it and therefore can say IT SUCKS.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
At least Any Dream Will Do is on next week still.

OH THANK GOD

*puts down the razor blades for another week*
 
I CLOSED MY EYES DREW BACK THE CURTAINS
 
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