So Hellman Part Deux

[Gagh]

It's actually pretty romantic, the while idea of Daddy Warbucks cutting the young Mrs. Vap off without a penny, and the two of you bravely making a go of it on your own, raising your cursed young in an area just outside the ass-end of nowhere. What I'm wondering is how you ever managed to con the floozy into schtupping you in the first place; my guess is that powerful narcotics were involved.

Get a fucking life, and let it drop, for Christ's sake.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

Get a fucking life, and let it drop, for Christ's sake.

Wait, is this Troll Kingdom or is it the Who Asked You, Pussy-Boy message board?

 

[jack]

I wasn't referring to that. Some new board hacks have been put in that shorten chuncks of text without a space in.

Ah...my bad.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

Ah...my bad.

Your bad what? Your bad dreams of boyhood bonings? Your bad marriage? Your bad job? Your bad wardrobe? Your bad message board behavior?

 

[Elnidfse]

So Vap, how old were you when they locked your Dad away for four years? Is that when you discovered comic books? Did comics help to distract you from painful memories of repeated bonings?

You still haven't answered my question? Fear to mingle with your betters, boy?

 

[Kitty]

Are all pedophiles so angry?

or just Nyholm?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Don't ever change, Danny

Shit's still funny after all these years!

 

[jack]

:::sips coffee, grins:::

 

[The Dork Lord]

[jefffoxworthy]If someone named Elnidfse just handed you your ass...YOU MIGHT BE TOO OLD FOR THE INTERNET[/jefffoxworthy]

 

[jack]

I know! Hellman's a punching bag these days. If he has enough back up, he can sometimes be effective, but the Rod and the Hero are pretty uncoordinated, and played their one hand a long time ago, so it's just he and me, which has always been a mismatch, imo.

 

[jack]

Right Hunchie?

::inches cheek:::

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'd almost pity him, if he wasn't so fucking boring.

 

[The Dork Lord]

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The Dork Lord*, Kim Nyholm, Mr. Toad

Your duals, are showing, mr. meatstraw artist

 

[jack]

Cool, they dragged Toad out for a minit?

LULZ

 

[jack]

d00der, Panda got fucking RONAN to post at TCJ!!!

 

[jack]

Can you imagine Ronan here?

*licks chops*

 

[Mr. Toad]

I'd almost pity him, if he wasn't so fucking boring.

What's it like having your face buried in smelly Gnome-ass? Did your Dad cornhole you too?

 

[jack]

YAY Hunchie's playing "dress-up"!

 

[The Dork Lord]

8====D ~o ~o ~o

Can you imagine Ronan here?

*licks chops*

Oh god yes

 

[The Dork Lord]

8====D ~o ~o ~o SEEK HELP HELLMAN 8====D ~o ~o ~o

What's it like having your face buried in smelly Gnome-ass? Did your Dad cornhole you too?

You're a sick man.