So, I got drunk last night...

[BlazerBoy]

...and me and Jay ended up leaving the club with this guy named Craig and we went back to the apartment and within an hour and a half managed to kill 2 bottles of Woodbridge Pinot Noir and 3 blunts of weed. Woke up this morning in bed naked with both of them and had NO CLUE HOW I GOT TO BED or what the hell happened after about 10:00.

 

[Dr Dave]

HOT GHEY SEX, IMO!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Let's hope Jay remembered to hit RECORD on the camcorder you have set up by the bed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I HOPE THERE WERE PLENTY OF USED CONDOMS IN THE BED LOL

 

[Tyrant]

"I did it for the weed."

 

[CaptainWacky]

I did it...for The Rock.

 

[Dr Dave]

I did it for Matlock!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What is he your BOYFRIEND?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DR DAVE AND ANDY GRIFFITH'S CORPSE SITTIN IN A TREE...EW.

 

[The Harlot]

Uh oh, Andy Griffith died?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AFTER SECKS WITH DR DAVE, YOU WOULD TOO (HE STABS PEOPLE)

 

[The Harlot]

Ack! Ok.

 

[Cassie]

stabbity stab stab

 

[The Harlot]

Where is Dr. Dave?

 

[Cassie]

I dunno he'll probably be around later.

 

[Dr Dave]

Hi Cassie!

Uh oh, Andy Griffith died?

He is still around

 

[The Harlot]

Phew!! Okay, I was worried I had missed the news. I like him.

I was really sad when I heard Jack Palance died.

 

[Ishcabittle]

REally.

 

[Henoch]

...and me and Jay ended up leaving the club with this guy named Craig and we went back to the apartment and within an hour and a half managed to kill 2 bottles of Woodbridge Pinot Noir and 3 blunts of weed. Woke up this morning in bed naked with both of them and had NO CLUE HOW I GOT TO BED or what the hell happened after about 10:00.

OMG, YOU FILTHY SLUTTY WHORE!!

 

[Henoch]

NO CLUE HOW I GOT TO BED or what the hell happened after about 10:00.

Was there...

semen dripping from orifices?

bruises?

stained sheets?

did anyone walk with a limp after getting out of bed??