So I got drunk the other night....

[BlazerBoy]

..and walked into a wall at this friends party. I have a bruise on my forehead now that still hurts like hell. But I don't feel so bad about it because at this same party, a girl peed in the bed while passed out, and a lesbian gave a gay guy a blowjob. Funny thing is, my friend is hosting ANOTHER party/orgy tommorow night, and this time there will be PJ! (For layman alcoholics, that basically means smallish bits of cold fruit chunks soaked in alcohol overnight then eaten, causing severe intoxication from the smallest bits of fruit.)

FUN!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hope you have a good concealer for the bruise, unless you're going with a "Karate Kid" bandana with your PJs.

I miss you!

 

[Ishcabittle]

That reminds me of our moonshine grape parties back in Jawja. Two of those and you really feel it.

 

[Ishcabittle]

We all miss you BlazerBoy.

 

[Caitriona]

DEV!!!!!!

I miss you too!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

That reminds me of a dream I didn't have.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's why I stayed up all night (read that as you will)

 

[whisky]

Too much viagra?

 

[CaptainWacky]

TOO MUCH CHICKEN

 

[Henoch]

. a lesbian gave a gay guy a blowjob.

She is a disgrace to muff diving lesbians everwhere! Her fellow man-sisters will probably take away her tool belt for this outrage!

 

[CaptainWacky]

AGREED she should be tied up in a sack and sent back tot he Shire.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, YOU CANT RESIST THE COCK CAN YA HEAR ME???

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUMP BECASUE IT's BB AND WE HAVE TO REMEMBER HIM NOW THAt He REQUESTED THAT STICKY BY REMOVED THE BASTARD

 

[Ishcabittle]

WHO?

 

[CaptainWacky]

EXACTLY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TWAT DID YOU SAY????

 

[CaptainWacky]

WANT A TRY?

 

[BlazerBoy]

I must be an alcoholic. I was searching through some of my older posts and apparantly I've made quite a lot of threads called "SO I GO TDRUNK LAST IGHT..." and each one of the threads containsa story from some rediculous thing I've done and forgotten about .

What a crazy life I lead.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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