So I watched Office Space.

[The Harlot]

If it has Jennifer Aniston in it, pass.

She can't act her way out of a paper sack.

 

[Tisiphone]

Office Space is a movie that came out a few years ago. I can't remember if it was very funny.

It's a classic that should be owned by all!

 

[Cassie]

Maybe I'll own it one day.

 

[Tisiphone]

Wishes do come true when you live in Disney World.

 

[Cassie]

When you wish upon a star

 

[Tisiphone]

Yeah, but Tinkerbell, that bitch, betrays you and lets your medicine get poisoned!

 

[Cassie]

I'll just feed her to the polar bears

 

[Tisiphone]

But kids will clap and shout "I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES" and she'll live again.

IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!

 

[Cassie]

and the polar bears will all fart fairy dust

 

[Tisiphone]

And the seals will be harpooned by Captain's Hook!

 

[Cassie]

That chick in your av will be harpooned by a giant green dick!

 

[Tisiphone]

But she likes it like that!

 

[Cassie]

I can tell!

 

[Cassie]

I think I've spammed all I can for one night. Tomorrow is another day!

 

[Tisiphone]

Heh...indeed it is.

 

[Loktar]

Yes'm. We buy DVDs of certain series and movies. We love Frasier, Millenium, X-Files, Highlander, BSG.... among others.

We also watch a ton of porn movies to rate for our site.

But movies on tv? Hate it. Hate the commercials. Movies in the theater? I won't go. Crinkling paper, coughing sicktards too stupid to stay home or dope themselves up, people who don't know what it means to bathe more than once a month, idiots who fart all movie long. Shitty people that talk through the whole flick...

Fuck that noise.

Goddamn hippies. Get with the 21st century already. You guys may as well be Amish.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

We're just picky. Too busy watching porn to go to the theater and regular tv bores the shit outta me.

We rate adult movies for the site in my profile.

 

[Tisiphone]

Lipstick cherry all over the lens as she's falling!

 

[Loktar]

We rate adult movies for the site in my profile.

Sounds like fun! Do you get paid for it?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Yeah, here and there. It pays for the movies we buy to review. So we have an enormous collection even after throwing the crap away that was basically free.