So I watched Office Space.

[Loktar]

Yeah, here and there. It pays for the movies we buy to review. So we have an enormous collection even after throwing the crap away that was basically free.

Where do I sign up for a job like that?:laugh:

 

[Tisiphone]

Is bad porn an oxymoron?

 

[Loktar]

Is bad porn an oxymoron?

Yes.

*fap*

YES

*fap*

OH GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tisiphone]

HAHAHAHAHA IT'S A TRICK QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Bad porn is a redundancy.

100s of movies reviewed and maybe 20 are worth anything. After a while, story means something, bad acting is pathetic, the script-writing becomes insulting,

and for FUCK'S SAKE why can't the idiot producers make a porn with audible dialog?

SHIT! You crank up the volume to hear the dialog and then suddenly the sex blows out all the surround-speakers. Stupid fuckers. 40 years and the ass-drips still can't get sound right.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I'd like a whole thread about the porn review thing - maybe a link, too?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

The link is in my profile. I'm not sure what else about it might be interesting.

 

[Conchaga]

Hey, BDM. Was the thread worth the read?