so i work with this bitch who has headaches

[Henoch]

& she is a moody CUNT for an entire 8 hour shift!!!

GOD I LUV HER!!!

We have soooooooo much fun whilst she is in pain & we abuse each other verbally!

VICODIN is her life...

i live for her daily abuse of me...it excites me.

i would perish without her lifeforce.

 

[Henoch]

It's true, if she is not throwing paper clips & shooting rubberbands at me every day i get depressed.

 

[Henoch]

the other day she told me her left eye was hurting her cause of her severe headache...i told her i was gonna poke her right eye with my erect cock so's her pain would be all evened out!!

She threatened to cut it off at first sight!??:shock:

i think i am in love...with a woman.

 

[CaptainWacky]

kill her

 

[Henoch]

kill her

But i luv her, like i luv u

 

[Love Child]

Fuck You Henoch! I hate You!

 

[Toxicdistortion]

the other day she told me her left eye was hurting her cause of her severe headache...i told her i was gonna poke her right eye with my erect cock so's her pain would be all evened out!!

She threatened to cut it off at first sight!??:shock:

Dude, she TOTALLY likes you.
You should snap her bra starp (assuming she wears one).

 

[The Dork Lord]

She wants to turn you STR8!