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So if the gun nut, celebrity stalking, rapist didn't murder Jill Dando, who did?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
COLM MEANEY: Has motive and opportunity.

JON TICKLE: Dando scoffed at his dream to walk on custard.

PRINCE PHILIP: Murdering Diana gave him a taste for blood.

MIKE TYSON: Why not, he's black!

JAR JAR BINKS: No, this is unlikely.

My guess? THE COLLECTIVE RAGE OF ALL MEN KILLED HER IN SOME SCI-FI WAY.
 
I like how his defence in the retrial was that he wasnt clever enough to pull off this perfect murder.

Well surely if it was a perfect murder he woudlnt have got caught, which he did, so it cant have been perfect, so even a thicko like him could have pulled it off.

I mean it didnt sound that complicated.

Obtain gun
Wait for victim
Are witnesses around, if yes, abort, if no, shoot victim
leave area
dispose of weapon
job done
 
Alas, as fucked up as he was, they had no concrete evidence, and his case has been mishandled up to court.

Personally, I think he did it, but then what did they have on him? Nowt.
 
GAGH! u liv! ;)
 
I blame Big Bird.
 
Rosanne?
 
He pretty obviously did it and will probably be interviewed on Richard and Judy next week and keep winking into the camera and saying things like "BANG BANG, I LOVE SHOOTING WOMEN!"
 
And Richard will act as though the police's theories were ludicrous, while Judy remains huddled on the opposite end of the sofa wearing a bullet proof vest and shatter proof goggles.
 
Then they'll show an "internet funny" that every single person in the entire world (even those in areas to remote to receive internet access) saw a year ago.
 
CaptainWacky said:
He pretty obviously did it and will probably be interviewed on Richard and Judy next week and keep winking into the camera and saying things like "BANG BANG, I LOVE SHOOTING WOMEN!"
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OJ Simpson will walk on, and they will embrace & shreik KILLERS FREE FO LIFE, Y'ALL, as Judy wanks off Richard over a picture of Dr Crippen.
 
Didnt OJ get sent to prison for threatening to kill someone else with it all caught on tape, or did he wriggle out of that one too?
 
I don't think he did it, personally.
 
Who did? MEGATRON????????
 
JFK, its always the last person you would expect
 
Osama did it.
 
With a candlestick in the library.
 
The Pebble Mill did it.
 
Paul Shane did it, whilst the rest of the cast of Hi Di Hi watched.
 
Maybe it was suicide and the gun turned to dust afterwards for some reason?
 
Maybe it was a vampire gun
 
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