So I'm playing Mirror's Edge

[The Tomtrek]

And I'm having a fun time free running around an oppressive future city listening to a script wirrten by Terry Pratchett's oddly attractive daughter, and SUDDENLY I see a bunch of these in-game ads:



'SPLAIN, DR. DAVE.

 

[Ishcabittle]

dave? you wanna weigh in on this? my lawyers may have to get to work reminding your lawyers about the exclusivity clause in our Pillzlol brand Pillz, lol venture.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What says this game on hats for bats?

 

[Dr Dave]

Thats a damn good question.

As for this ad, it was unauthorized. I would never support winterberry sents.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S NEWSPEAK

 

[Dr Dave]

It's something anyway.