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So is Laker Girl married now?

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
TK spies?
 
I think she might be! But who to?!
 
Or... to what? *cue the dramatic music*
 
Dun dun duhhhhhhhhhh!
 
I wonder if BDM got an invite?
 
Maybe LG let him stay with her when he came for the wedding and he tossed a caber.
 
Ha, but then he went golfing when he was supposed to be arranging the bacheleor party!
 
The groom then ended up at a trashy strip club and got peed on by one of the dancers.
 
TRASHY? I thought they only did that at the classier clubs.
 
She's made Imperium a very happy man.
 
Now that L_G is losing her virginity as we speak WILL SHE EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN???
 
I hear she is upset she has to throw away the crack pipe now she is married
 
RETORTREK OBJECTED TO THE WEDDING BUT COSMIC AVERAGE(!) HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH A CHIMNEY AND SAID "GET MARRIED YOU TWO LOUSES"
 
I am married now. We'll officially let the secret be out, I am Mrs. Big Dick McGee. W00t!

I'm the same, maybe nicer, if that's even possible.

We should be on our honeymoon but we decided to wait and go at the end of the month when his family isn't here visiting.
 
CONGRATULATIONS AND BEST WISHES AND NAME YOUR FIRSTBORN MISSMANNERS AND YOUR SECONDBORN COLONEL KIRA'S LEFT TIT LOL!
 
Congrats, Mr & Mrs BDM :)
 
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