So, I've been gone a while…

[curiousa2z]

I thought she was piss drunk, fell overboard and the truth was not publicized to save the family embarassment.

 

['Gear]

The story of us all. The story of us all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Murder is a lot more exciting than embarrassing drunkness.

 

['Gear]

That's what that guy who really wants to sell his book was thinking.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually they kind of went with the story that she was piss drunk and fell overboard, so that Wagner or Walken wouldn't be implicated for, oh, murder.

 

['Gear]

Well sure they killed her. Who among us..

But we can be letting people we worship for being good at being someone take responsibility for their own behavior. Why they don't even know how to act like real people let alone fully grasp the potential consequences of their actions. It's like feeding foie gras to someone who needs to get it off a rubber coated spoon.

Not guilty by reason of profanity.

 

[Laker_Girl]

I spend too much goddamned time on Facebook, I keep looking for the "Like" button.

 

[Donovan]

The whole thing was a terrible misunderstanding. Walken and Wagner got into an argument whether ALL kinds of wood floated or not, and they tried to solve the problem by getting her to take a bath on the boat, while she insisted she'd rather wash up on shore.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was she related to Elijah Wood (no, I'm just bumping this thread out of routine.)

 

[Ilyanna]

Yes, his real name is Elijah Gurdin (no, I am just helping CaptainWacky bump the thread)

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's nice that Conchaga and Tisi are friends again after the "dickless ass-muncher" incident!