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So, I've been invited to an 80's party

That was implied.
 
You could scratch people.
 
Go as a cat and when they ask you why say "well, they had cats in the eighties, didn't they?" and do a crotch chop.
Yes, they did:

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I'm sure I didn't miss anything by not watching a bunch of morons on cat suites singing about stuff.
 
I'm sure I didn't miss anything by not watching a bunch of morons on cat suites singing about stuff.
John Guare had the best summation of Cats in a line from his play Six Degrees of Separation:

"Aeschylus did not invent the theatre to have it end up a bunch of chorus kids in cat suits prancing around wondering which of them will go to kitty-cat heaven."
 
I've got a dream about a boy in the stars looking down upon the rim of the world. He's there, all alone, dreaming of someone like. I'm not an angel, though. But at least I'm a girl.

Titty flash for anyone who knows who sang that and for what movie. No CHEATING!

The Boy Who Could Fly?

Don't know who sang it though.
 
Go as Margaret Thatcher.
 
But a sexy version.
 
There is such a kind?
 
is there any other?
 
Maybe if you mixed her in with Becky Thatcher from Tom Sawyer.
 
Hatcher Thatcher.
 
Go as Jean Luc Picard.
 
Make it so.
 
...so when is this party?
 
Are you gonna party like it's 1999?
 
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