so jack.....I unnerstand you were banned

[jack]

He's right, Cootsickle. You're a pretty good dancer for a retarded n00b.

 

[The Dork Lord]

 

[Cacophony]

That's a news article by someone who isn't even a mod, let alone a n00b.

Rumours of my banning were greatly exaggerated.

Heey

Sensationalism, ftw

 

[Kerb Crawler]

"nell?"

I'm surprised Cooter could even figure out how to register an account.

There really should be some sort of entrance exam prior to these slopeheaded tards getting a pass.

 

[jack]

It's the Death Nell!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Heey

Sensationalism, ftw

BIGFOOT (Cooter) FOUND POSTING @ TK!

 

[jack]

Surely you've heard of the concept of "trolling".

Itr's gone now, but it was my very bestest troll. Even better then the Buchet troll which is probably a record for longest troll ever. What's especially sweet about the Buchet troll is it's sort of a perpetual motion troll. It takes absolutely nothing to keep it going.

Cooter, you should never judge a book by it's cover. The whole time you're "making fun" of me, turns out that's your shit on my dick.

I'm just sayin'.

 

[Cooter Pie]

You aught not be piking on cuzin Cooter like that. Momma saed hes specal and hes gonna be somone somday.

 

[jack]

Love is a nose, but you better not pick it.