so jesus died then??

[Henoch]

if this question is racist towards the jews i beg that you ass rape me!!

 

[Henoch]

lol cause i said "jews" & "ass rape" in a coherent sentence.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Jews don't ass rape. They have lawyers that dew that for them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jesus died but then he came back(!?) then he just...walked around for a few days or some shit, then he buggered off to heaven...sounds MADE UP if you ask me.

 

[curiousa2z]

so what do we conclude from this, Class?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The bible was written by liars.

 

[Dark Jedi]

Written by liars, preached by hypocrites and believed by fools.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There is that, yes.

 

[DarthSikle]

heathens

 

[CaptainWacky]

TRUTH TELLERS

 

[Cassie]

Everyone dies, even Jesus.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Jesus was a badass carpenter, though, I've still got the endtable he made me for my birthday.

 

[Cassie]

I hear he makes a really nice wine too

 

[Henoch]

Jesus is just some fool from the past that is now idolized cause he was stupid enough to get captured by the Roman's & nailed to a cross. He performed some magic tricks prior to his nailin' & is now a deity for some fuckin' reason!! Yeah, i'm buyin' into to the whole religious FREAKAZOID thing!!

Although Jesus may very well have been a jew.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The magic tricks were probably just an INVENTION to spice up the bible.