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SO LONG FAREWELL FUCKYOUDOCTORDAVE GOODBYE

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I HATE TO GO WELL NOT REALLY I ACTUALLY WANT TO GO WANT SLEEPY TIME SLEEP SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP LITTLE SHIRELINGS THE SLEEP OF THE JUSTIN CREDIBLE REMEMBER HIM HE WAS A WRESTLER BACKIN THE EIGHTIES AND BY THAT I MEAN YESTERDAY OH OH OH I LIKE COCA BUNS ANYWAY YOU FAT SONS OF BITCHES AND DAUGHTERS OF HITLERS I'M GOING TO GO AND KILLMYSELF AND BY THAT I MEAN GO TO SLEEP BUT REALLY MY YOUNG FRIENDS WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SLEEP AND DEATH I CAN'T REALLY SEE MUCH OF ONE THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT YOU WAKE UP BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S THE SAME PERSON WAKING UP YOU DON'T IT CAN'T BE THAT PERSON MIGHT HAVE YOUR MEMORIES DATA BUT IT CAN'T BE YOU JUST LIKE GOING THROUGH A TRANSPORTER WE ARE CLONE THAT IS WHAT IS IS OUR BRAIN PATTERNS CLONE US EVERY MORNING WHEN WE WAKE UP INTO THINING WE ARE SOME CONTINUOUS LIVING DOCTORDAVE ENTITY BUT WE'RE NOT WE'RE FUCKING BIOLIGAL MACHINES FUCKING ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE GENES WANT TO BE PASSED ON WHY DO THEY WANT THAT AN ACCIDENT THAT'S ALL FUCKING SELF REPLICATORS IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF MEMES AND CATS AND IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH DX TORI AND TORRIE WILSON AND TORI AMOS AND I CAN'T THINK OF ANYMORE TORIS OR TORRIES SORRY I GOT FIFTEEN AND A HALF WORDS FOR YOU: HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK WOULD WANK OVER HITLER, WAH WAH WAH?
 
GOODNIGHT WACKY HOPE YOU HAVE SEXY DUCK DREAMS
 
I don't really want sex with ducks, it was all a lie.
 
HAVE PLEASNAT DREAMS IM GOING TO SIT HERE IN MY OEN FILTH AND MAKE NONSENSE POSTS TO STAE OFF THE INEVITABLELOL
 
Night Wacky!
 
LOL STREAM OF CONSIOUSNESS POSTS JOHN O' GROATS LOCKE HAS A DIRTY SHIRT ALWAYS HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT I DO ALL THE TIME AND IT'S TODAY THAT i'D LIKE TO ANOUNCE TO YOU ALL THAT THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHERE SHABBY LOCKES AND PIXIELICKS THE GREAT TREE TERMINATORS MAKE AWAY WITH THE PIGEON OF UNREDEEMABLE TELLOSIGHT AND IT'S AT THAT POINT THAT I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF WHEN I USED TO READ PUDDLE LANE AND I WONDERED IF THE SANDALWOOD GIRL WOULD EVER BE A REAL GIRL AND THE IRON BOY WOULD MAC HER AND THEY WOULD LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND THE SAUCER THAT FLEW OMG THAT WAS SOME GREAT STUFF RIGHT THERE IT SPARKED MY IMAGINATION LIKE A MILLION STREAMING SPARLED POTS AND PANS IS DEVIOUS YOU KNOW WHO KNOWS DO YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW LOL IT'S ALL FOR NOTHING I DID IT ALL FOR THE ROCK AND HE DIDN'T CARE AND I'LL TELL YOU KNOW THAT WOOD CHUCKING IS A GOOD VOCATION AND AS MUCH WOOD AS A WOOD CHUCK COULD CUCHK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD AND YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW IF HE MEANS CHUCKING WOOD REALLY FAR LIKE THAT LOG THROWING THING OR CHUCKING WOOD IN THE MORE TRADIONAL SENSE LOL JONATHON SEAGULL IS JESUS THAT'S WHAT MY ENGLISH TEACHER TOLD ME AND I FUCKING HEADBUTTED HER THE BITCH
 
"How could something crawl within my rubber holy baked bean tin?
It's God to me/It's God to me"
 
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I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH OF HIM RUNNING THROUGH MY KITCHEN AT THE MOMENT THANK YOU FUCKING WARM WEATHER
 
Kill it with fire.
 
Wolfy is using an old frying pan mostly. I laid down traps but so far no dice.
 
Have you tried playing BET programing at it?
 
The mice leave, but then the rest of the neighborhood starts looking in our windows.
 
I posted this 13 hours ago. :(
 
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I probably read that but I don't remember.
 
TORI FROM BSG THAT'S ANOTHER ONE
 
RUGBY BALSL
 
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