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So my mother said to me today...

Mentalist

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As I walked round the house in just my shorts...


"You really should start working out again you know. You're not getting any younger"



THANKS MUM. APPRECIATE IT!
 
Ouch! But I can top it.

On an unbelievably hot day I had gone to work in shorts and a babydoll t-shirt and as I walked through my office my dad stared me down and said, "You look horrible without a tan and your thighs are getting fat."

Gives you that warm fuzzy feeling doesn't it Menty?

Well then I called my dad a bald headed deaf fool and told him he's so tan he looks like a spic. My wedding is coming and that comment will cost him.
 
My mum's been saying I am too fat for the last 19 years.

If you can make it go away by working out, go for it, because once you get past 30 if you still have it, it wont go away.
 
My mother has a different approach: whenever it is clearly visible that I have gained a pound or two, she asks me in a totally insincere happy voice if I have lost weight, and that that's cool because I really had become a bit chubby lately.
When I have lost weight, otoh... she doesn't say a word about it at all :rwmad:

Guess it's the revenge for making her fat all those years ago.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Ouch! But I can top it.

On an unbelievably hot day I had gone to work in shorts and a babydoll t-shirt and as I walked through my office my dad stared me down and said, "You look horrible without a tan and your thighs are getting fat."

Gives you that warm fuzzy feeling doesn't it Menty?

Well then I called my dad a bald headed deaf fool and told him he's so tan he looks like a spic. My wedding is coming and that comment will cost him.
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Laker_Girl, were your nipples poking through the babydoll t-shirt?
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Yeah, well my mother said "OH JUST KILL YOURSELF FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP PUSSY-FOOTING AROUND!"
 
My mother tells me all the time "you look like you've lost weight" when I'm still the lard arse I've always been.
 
My mother died of various sexually transmitted diseases affiliated with excess prostitution.
 
QOTW!
 
Mine died from a drug overdose.
 
Her ghost tells you that you've lost weight then?
 
HaHa.Let me edit that.My *BIRTH* mother died from a drug overdose.
 
oh
 
HOHO, DEAD MOTHERS LOL
 
I take the "You're not getting any younger" part as an insult too, since I'm Menty's age. :(
 
I GRAB MY 43-YEAR-OLD LOVE HANDLES AND WAVE THEM AT YOU, YOU MERE MORTAL PUNKADILLOS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

NOW POST MORE NEKKID PHOTOS AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY!!111;la;laksdas
 
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