So Pete ate some kryptonite infused chewing gum

[Tisiphone]

They need to kill Lana. She's about as boring to watch as fungus growing.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Thank God he ends up with Lois... OMG HE'S DOOMED

 

[Gagh]

Mr Tickle arms AND Metal Feet???? Where will the madness stop? LASER BOLT FIRING COCK???

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or fuse with the annoying daughter from Gilmore Girls and destroy the town?

 

[curiousa2z]

oh gods - don't give them any ideas!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Smallville isn't exactly overly concerned with sticking to "canon".

 

[Tisiphone]

Nick Canon, that is.

 

[Gagh]

Smallville isn't exactly overly concerned with sticking to "canon".

WHO BETTER THAN CANON?

 

[whisky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHO BETTER THAN CANON?

Chuck Taylor.

 

[Tisiphone]

Mitchell.

 

[Yub]

Yeah no denying her coolness. Her character is probably gonna die though since she was made up just for Smallville.

SHE'S NON-CANON!

I thought they were writing her into DC continuity...

 

[Dershocka]

I just wish he'd meet young Darkseid already.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How about a young BATFUCKER, the guy who fucks bats?

 

[Dershocka]

Wasn't that Whitney?

 

[CaptainWacky]

FLASH! AH-HA!

 

[Tisiphone]

HE'LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US

 

[CaptainWacky]

^Stop.

 

[Dershocka]

That show on Sci-f is not Flash Gordon. FLASH COULD NOT GO BACK TO EARTH. Or could he? I never read the strip that much.