So, Smallville is Finally Going

[Gagh]

She'll be in a new series called JOHNNY'S NOSES, where a struggling actor in LA finds a contrived way to have major nasal surgery every episode.

Allison Mack will play FRIGGA LOTT, a vacuous woman, who for some reason and without any reasonable explanation can transform into a bucket (and nothing else). Her parents were MAD HIPPIES who took MANY RIDES ON SPACE MOUNTAIN, WOOO!

It will be a deep and varied role, owing to the fact it's a different character every week, much like ELISHA DUSTCART played in TRU DOLL'S HOUSE CALLING for 73 seasons. Allison Mack will bring a new angle (KURT ANGLE LOL!) to that kind of character by being an AWESOME ACTRESS HIGH ON THE SPEED OF LIFE.

In the second season HENOCH will star as MAJOR BALL, a retired army general who is naked in every scene (without explanation). MAJOR BALL will cause a love triangle between JOHNNY NOSE and FRIGGA LOTT, by eating peanuts constantly, which for some reason in this show is seen as a way to interfere in a relationship.

Fox Network will immediately cancel every decent show and commission 357 seasons of this great new show.

 

[Donovan]

I'd totally watch this. Mainly because I am American and my good taste was co-opted long before I was born.

 

[Dr Dave]

That is a fine show idea Mr.Gagh.

 

[Gagh]

I now only type things out with the hope that Wacky will give me karma, because if it doesn't happen for a set amount of time, I get double vision and forget how to open doors.

 

[Dr Dave]

You might have to start leaving them open, start with your front door.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That will be a good show and I heard MISTER Joss Whedon is stepping in to direct an episode BUT ONLY if Nathan FIllion gets to guest star as a crazy gunman who BRUTALLY MURDERS all the main characters and eats their BONES within the first five minutes and the rest of the show is just him polishing his guns and whistling the Firely them and then at the end Joss cartwheels onto screen and shouts "IT WASN'T MY FAULT TERMINATOR 3 SUCKED!" and does a crotch chop.