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So the new Robin Hood is kinda meh THE THREAD

There was a Hercules/Xena style crappy all action American version of Robin Hood. Friar Tuck was fat, and therefore ate constantly, because that's what fat people do.
 
SHUT UP! We also make funny pictures in Photoshop.

WERE JOLLY YOU CUNT!
 
I am not fat, but I am also jolly.

Jolly jolly jolly FUCKING JOLLY, BITCH!!! :pissed:
 
HO HO HO?
 
FRIAR FUCK: HE'LL FUCK ANYTHING
 
HE LIKES IT! HE LIKES IT!
 
ROBIN HOOD EATS FOOD
 
MERRY OLD PIPPIN
 
and his hairy feets
 
AND GIMLI'S AXE!?
 
I watched a bit AGAIN tonight...what annoys me more than anything are the "magic arrows"...Robin just aims his bow then you hear a stupid SWISH noise and the arrow flies in an inconvincing manner and hits whatever the plot requires perfectly from weird angles and it's all a bit annoying. ANd Marian is obviously caked in make-up, BUT IT WAS THE OLDEN DAYS!
 
He sounds no more fuckable than a week ago. I am sad.
 
Yeah don't bother watching it when it starts on "BBC AMERICA", mate.
 
I didnt bother watching, as the radio adverts playing clips from the show made it sound like they were reading lines from a card, no emotion, no inflection, Steven Hawkins wheelchair would have made a more charismatic Robin
 
But could it fire MAGIC ARROWS?
 
I HOPE XENA GUEST STARS AS HERSELF
 
AND Q BRINGS VASH AND DISMEMBERS HER AND MAKES ROBIN FIND ALL THE PIECES IN THE FOREST BEFORE HE'LL REVIVE HER BUT WHAT HE DOESNT TELL HIM IS THAT HE KEPT A FINGERNAIL IN HIS POCKET SO IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN LOL!
 
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