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so these two guys walk into a

whisky

Boobie inspector
spam thread
 
Excellent!
 
SPAM SPAM? WHAT IS SPAM?
 
Maps backward.
 
PAG POTS?
 
And the spam man says "why the long thread?"
 
And the other spam man said "falluger, I barely know her"
 
And then Tom Bombadil says "hey ho, I love whores!" and I lost my train of thought.
 
And the duck says "HELP PLEASE WACKY IS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE!"
 
And Wacky says "RAPE RAPE, don't worry your tail fethers will grow back!"
 
AND THEN PATTI LABELLE JUMPED OUT OF THE BATHTUB WITH A NEW ATTITUDE AND A ROULETTE WHEEL PROCESS
 
And then I ate Patti Labelle and settled down for a long winter's nap.
 
Then Stone Cold made a shitty movie nobody will ever see.
 
STUNNER ON THE RUN
 
Jayne Cobb
 
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