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So, they're sending the prince to Iraq.

Mentalist

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Yeah, that won't be dangerous or anything. :roll: They're going to end up spending so many resources ensuring his saftey it isn't worth it.
 
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He can shoot insurgents with his microphone gun.
 
They'll probably disguise a normal trooper as Prince Harry and the terrorists will blow him up and then the real Prince Harry will jump out and say "haha, you killed a nobody!"
 
He's too thick to pilot a helicopter like Prince Andrew did during the Falklands so he will be fine (he is in command of an enire regiment of human sheilds should the need arise). Helicopter operations in Iraq are not fun by all accounts.
 
They're giving this moron a weapon, and now he gets more than the first 5 minutes of the evening news?

*Switches over to Simpsons repeat*
 
Wearing one of Rommel's Nazi Africa Korp uniforms when you're third in line to the throne of England is possibly the most stupid thing anyone has ever done. Ever.
 
Nah, I don't buy that at all. He is definitley Charles kid. I've seen a few pics of them side-by-side where you can see the blatant likeness.
 
I wonder what would happen if he did get killed out there? Would the Queen beat Tony Blair to death with her handbag?
 
And then secretly celebrate and whisper to herself "Hurrah, another Di-loving whiner out of the way! Soon she'll be completely forgotten!"

Or do you guys add the "g" and make it "whinger"?
 
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