So, this one time at band camp...

[The Question]

what?

 

[Gagh]

Uh. I shoved a ZEPPELIN in my box?

 

[Dr Dave]

Did Lilac beat you with a french horn ?

 

[Gagh]

When hasn't he?

 

[Lilac]

If you can't play your horn, I'm gonna beat you with it :evil:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I STUCK THE HONKY TONK MAN UP MY ASS.

 

[Gagh]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH LOL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I STUCK SHREK UP DONKEY'S ASS!

 

[Gagh]

Who hasn't done that?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I STUCK FAT BASTARD UP ET'S AREA

 

[Gagh]

LOL HULK HOGAN GOT MALKIED BY SEAN CONNERY

 

[CaptainWacky]

GOT MILKED BY SEAN MOONEY!?

 

[Gagh]

YES - HE MILKED THE TOP, WHILST TODD PETTENGILL WENT DOWNSTAIRS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND LORD ALFRED HAYES SHRUGGED IN BEMUSMENT!

 

[Gagh]

No. He attended the rear. Hogan was frequently fucked in every orifice by backstage staff.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I remember when he picked up Andre the Giant and sucked his dick at WrestleMania 3. Great moment.

 

[Gagh]

Vince screamed "BY GOD, HE'S SUCKING HIS DICK!!!!" WHILST MONSOON AND VENTURA HOPPED AROUND totally aroused.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES but then the pop arrived and said "hey, I don't want this filth in the vatican city!" but Jon Tickle whipsered "but your holiness, we're not in the..." but the pop cut him off with a stunner TEN YEARS before Austin ever did that move and said "take THAT you trailer park trash! I be stomping a mudhole in your ass, hohohohoho!" and flashed his tits (he had tits) to Bobby Heenan who said "FUCK ME!"

 

[Gagh]

Lucky Bobby got out at the right time, before Giant Gonzales was in an evening gown match against Bertha Faye.