I'll admit that I was fence sitting, right up until you made your "explanation" post. See, it wasn't anything major, just minor mistakes that added up. (Like, for example, knocking someone out is considered "Serious Bodily Injury" where I come from, and they wouldn't be so quick to plead it down to a misdemeanor. Also, it wouldn't have been Assault, it would have been a Felony Domestic Violence, and you would have been ordered to stay away and not have any communication with the victim. Hence, no more posting here)
It was also a tad overplayed. Would have been better to say, for example, "I waited for her at her house, we got into a fight, and I slapped her around and got out of there before the cops came." Then she could have made all sorts of claims, and the cops could have arrested you later. (If you wanted to take it that far).
However, I agree with the part about it being entertaining. A solid "B" in my book.