So. You guys do Drunk Threads here?

[Volpone]

OK.

One of the traditions over at WF is the Drunk Thread. That's when someone (hopefully) comes in after bar close or (more likely) after sitting in their bedroom with all the lights off, and they've had too much to drink and amuse the rest of the board. I'm back from a night of drinking in Honolulu's Chinatown.

Questions will be entertained for as long as it takes me to finish this beer (and maybe a nice glass of whisky after it).

Oh, and can anyone tell me why everything I'm drinking tonight tastes like fucking formaldehyde?

Oh, also, I'm as likely as not to, instead of answering your question, heap somewhat self-deprecating verbal abuse on you.

 

[Cacophony]

Honolulu?

That's badass.

 

[Volpone]

It is. And I'm only here for six months. I conjure that's about the right time to live in Hawaii--any more and you either become a native or go crazy. And I'd go crazy. Like Vegas. Stay more than three days at your peril. :calli:

 

[Cacophony]

Awesome

I post drunk occasionally. You can spot the posts by the misspellings of simple words that inevitably occur

 

[The Dork Lord]

I rarely drink

 

[Volpone]

I'm trying to cut back. It was getting to be a nightly thing. Now I only do it maybe 2-3 times a week (with maybe a real bender every two weeks).

 

[Grammour Boy]

You'd be wise to assume that every thread you read here was posted while the poster was under the influence.

 

[Love Child]

I was over the influence that one time.

 

[curiousa2z]

NO ONE POSTS DRUNK AT TK.

 

[Tyrant]

They aren't as official as they are at WF. They are rare in comparison. Or maybe it's just because so much 'stuff' goes through TK that you can never tell.

But if you get to know some of the characters here, you can figure out when they are off and when they aren't.

Me, for instance.

I like this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOEd6Ig1KNk

 

[jack]

I've only posted drunk once here.

 

[Tyrant]

He lies.

 

[curiousa2z]

NO ONE LIES AT TK.

 

[Love Child]

NO ONE LIES AT TK.

NO ONE posts at TK.

 

[Dr Dave]

This is shocking!

 

[bad dog]

I never post sober.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

OK.

Yes.

One of the traditions over at WF is the Drunk Thread. That's when someone (hopefully) comes in after bar close or (more likely) after sitting in their bedroom with all the lights off, and they've had too much to drink and amuse the rest of the board. I'm back from a night of drinking in Honolulu's Chinatown.

That's lovely.

Questions will be entertained for as long as it takes me to finish this beer (and maybe a nice glass of whisky after it).

In other words, it's probably too late now, innit?

Oh, and can anyone tell me why everything I'm drinking tonight tastes like fucking formaldehyde?

Did you eat anything in Chinatown before drinking? I hear they usually preserve the cats they serve in formaldehyde. Or it could just be the beer.

Oh, also, I'm as likely as not to, instead of answering your question, heap somewhat self-deprecating verbal abuse on you.

I don't get it.

P.S. It took me three edits to format this post correctly. Damn you, whiskey!

 

[jack]

Ok maybe twice.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Ok maybe twice.

I like the new sig, red x's are very trendy

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm stoned when I post sometimes.