So. You guys do Drunk Threads here?

[Volpone]

A few weeks ago I drank rum out of a coconut. Up along the North Shore you can pick up a fresh coconut. The chick will whip out a cleaver and whack the top off it right on the spot.

I had most of the coconut water (which turns out to be different from coconut milk) at a nearby shrimp shack. But when I got home I threw in some ice, pineapple juice and delicious spiced rum. mmmmm....

Anyway, tonight I picked up a pineapple and I intend to hollow the fucker out, save the pineapple...umm...shell thingie. And drink ice, pineapple juice, and coconut rum out of it.

[Oooh! So how you drinkin' yer whiskey, Kira's Tit? ]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

[Oooh! So how you drinkin' yer whiskey, Kira's Tit? ]

Chilled, but neat. It's the only way.

 

[Volpone]

:shrug: I likes me whiskey Manhattans. On the rocks.