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curiousa2z

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
We have the SCOTS to THANK for CURLING.
 
THREE FUCKING HOURS LATER AND CANADA AND SWEDEN ARE STILL AT IT.
 
KILL ME NOW.
 
THE SCOTS HAVE MUCH TO ANSWER FOR.
 
Um....Why are you watching Curling?
 
The brightly coloured pants?
 
Curling became the only sport I followed regularly for some reason.
 
Curling: the only sport playable on an Olympic level by women who are five months pregnant.
 
Isn't lawn bowls still an Olympic sport? IN WHICH CASE FBI, YOU ARE WRONG
 
But you could play lawn bowls pregnant too.
 
Not watching it would seem to be the solution.
 
ooohhhh sure...HEAP LOGIC ON MY SUFFERING


(we only have one TV and I was waiting for the frelling hockey to start.)

(and waiting.)
 
Too bad the only hockey worth watching was the game where the us men's team beat canada in their own olympic turf.
 
asshole.
it was a hockey rink. that's where hockey players play hockey.
 
USA USA USA! (just kidding, don't kill me)

The US also beat Finland, there was much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth. I guess the US just has a really good hockey team this year. On the other hand, we suck at curling!
 
You should have went down to the curling rink and killed everyone there.
 
I know that NOW.
 
Scotland (WELL, BRITAIN) didn't even do well this time. So we dont' even have THAT.
 
A few years ago (I guess it was the last Winter Games?) we did really well at curling, and the whole nation supposedly stayed up til 4am glued to the TV as a bunch of old ladies won a gold. I think the whole thing was made up by Tony Blair.
 
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