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I think Scotsmen are the Trolls of the World, secretly trying to outdo one another in inventing the most fucked up sports and food and dress they can and seeing how many others fall for it. Think about it...Haggis, plaid skirts for men only, curling? These fuckers is having a laugh! The only reason Golf isn't on this list is that it accidentally turned out to be kinda fun, but look at the origins: let's take a giant park, dig tiny holes all over the joint at random intervals, and whack a tiny little ball as hard as we can in that general direction. Then we can chase it! Guffaw!

Reminding you of course that this idea came from a country FULL of rocky cliffs. I mean it, they're fucking with us. Have been for centuries, as revenge for that whole Braveheart thing.
 
At least you didn't include bagpipes.
 
CaptainWacky said:
At least you didn't include bagpipes.
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See? Who invents that shit with a straight face? Hey let's make an instrument that looks like a hundred recorders glued to a dead octopus, and sounds like a cat being murdered with toenail clippers.
 
You're just not playing them right.
 
I'd never touch those things. Soon as I picked them up a Scotsman would jump out of the bushes, yell "Pwned!" and run away laughing hysterically. I know they're waiting. They think I can't see them hiding there, but I can. Oh I can see them juuuust fine.
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Watched Finland spank Slovakia for the Ice Hockey bronze. Great match, Finalnd 3-2 down, came back to win 5-3. Some awful decisions from the referees though.
 
US v. Canada part 2 ought to be interesting, you should have heard the uproar over here when they beat Canada last week. Unheard of, and the Canucks were PISSSED!
To be fair, we might have gloated a little, America's good for that, but Canada has such a complex about us it's kinda funny.

Yep, today's game will be a definite thrill ride...
 
We actually don't have a complex about you, ya know. ;)
We just don't like to lose at hockey.....

It was a great nail-biter of a game.

Well - fought, Team, USA!
 
And congratulations on your victory! No, not the game, that was awesome but Canada was SUPPOSED to win. I mean the victory of actually making the US care about hockey. Your team might have done more for the future of the sport in that two-game series than all the advertising and franchise moves combined lol.
 
Donovan said:
I'd never touch those things. Soon as I picked them up a Scotsman would jump out of the bushes, yell "Pwned!" and run away laughing hysterically. I know they're waiting. They think I can't see them hiding there, but I can. Oh I can see them juuuust fine.
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I really wanted to learn to play at one time. But then my laziness got the better of me.
 
^In all seriousness, I love bagpipes, but in this small town I have no idea how to learn how to play them...never seen bagpipe lessons offered anywhere. The bastards are keeping the secret to themselves!
 
Actually me too, I was just busting balls on the pipes thing. When I was a kid I really badly wanted to learn to play accordion, and my parents wouldn't let me because they told me I was too lazy to do it. To this day I am still conflicted over whether to be pissed off or thank them for not letting me play the accordion...
 
There was a bagpiper at my sister's first wedding. It was pretty nifty.
 
There's a guy who plays the bagpipes at the Sundown Celebration in Key West. He's very good, and he's friendly. HE WEARS A KILT.
 
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