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Soccer sucks

Mentalist said:
No, it's because the USA are one of the most laughable teams on the world stage.
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Of course they suck ... because no one here grows up playing soccer except the pansy children of suburban liberals ... you know, the ones who's mums take them to soccer practice in their minivans and get their political opinions from The View and Jon Stewart.
 
DarthSikle said:
Poker is a sport. It also gets better ratings in the US then soccer
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Why am I not surprised?

America sucks at football and no upstanding American Uncle Tom is going to crack open a beer and watch the National team of the United States get pasted by Germany, England, France, Italy, South Africa, The Netherlands, The Czech Republic, Spain, Portugal, Argentina, Brazil, Sweden, Mexico, Korea, ect, ect, ect...

Don't cry about Football because you totally suck at it.

I call.
 
Mentalist said:
America sucks at football and no upstanding American Uncle Tom is going to crack open a beer and watch the National team of the United States get pasted by Germany, England, France, Italy, South Africa, The Netherlands, The Czech Republic, Spain, Portugal, Argentina, Brazil, Sweden, Mexico, Korea, ect, ect, ect...
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That is correct. No upstanding beer-swilling American desires to watch homosexuals in gym shorts prance after a ball for two hours.

I thought we were already clear on that?
 
But they like watching big black guys touch other big black guys asses in American Football.

Go figure.
 
Mentalist said:
But they like watching big black guys touch other big black guys asses in American Football.

Go figure.
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Yes, yes, we know you Englishmen all have that ass-touching gaydar thing going - try to get past the ass-touching, Mentalist!

What we like about American Football is watching large negroes run over other large negroes whilst carrying an oddly-shaped ball and doing so under the direction of a white man called "the quarterback".

The primary object of the American Football ritual - besides the infliction of pain and humiliation upon the losers - is to provide a setting for the quaffing of large quantities of cheap beer and the snarfing of equally large quantities of expensive over-cooked meat.

See?
 
You know what I really think?

I think that this argument is perhaps one of the rare things that is actually beneath me. I'm having trouble caring.
 
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