CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
CaptainWacky has changed his status to "My cock hurts from too much wanking."
Captain Wanky!
I was gonna say i gave my 50th pint of blood at the blood donor clinic yesterday for my social media update.
Captain Wanky!
Awwww
Last night I saw 95 elk. And I got to hold kittens.
I think I realized I need a herd. Man is not meant to be alone.
I need people, and animals and stuff and things.