What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Social Media Thread

CaptainWacky has changed his status to "My cock hurts from too much wanking."
 
Captain Wanky!


I was gonna say i gave my 50th pint of blood at the blood donor clinic yesterday for my social media update.
 
curiousa2z said:
Captain Wanky!


I was gonna say i gave my 50th pint of blood at the blood donor clinic yesterday for my social media update.
Click to expand...

That is noble of you!

Hey what do you think of all of these grateful posts for the month of November? Y'all are seeing this right? It isn't just my friends right? Like everyone I know is saying what they are grateful/thankful for every day.
And some of these bastards seem to reach really hard for finding something positive in their day.

I thought I would add to it by posting, "I am grateful that I get to choose to be happy, and no one can take that from me" Or something like that, but then I just thought
"Whats the point?"
 
curiousa2z said:
Captain Wanky!
Click to expand...

NOW do you understand why I'd much rahter everyone posted here than Facebook (99% of the stuff I post I couldn't post on Facebook.)
 
IT WOULD MAKE AN INTERESTING TUMBLR THOUGH EH?
 
I urinated twice so far today but have yet to have a bowel movement.
 
Keep us UPdated.
 
TBJ Is Alive and Well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
My nipples hurt again.
 
STUDYING MAKES ME LOG ON TO TROLLKINGDOM SO I CAN PROMASTURBATEINATE
 
1. PROCRASTINATE
2. MASTURBATE
3. CAFFEINATE
4.
5.
6.
7. $$$$$$!
 
Mirah said:
Awwww

Last night I saw 95 elk. And I got to hold kittens.
I think I realized I need a herd. Man is not meant to be alone.
I need people, and animals and stuff and things.
Click to expand...

I am still alone
fuck
How did that work out? FUck fuck fuck fuck fuck
 
We're all alone, don't worry!
 
Well I am alone tonight and fucking freezing! This is why Canadians go all psycho killer and stuff when they are stuck inside with nothing but snow to look at for weeks and weeks and weeks AND PEOPLE WONT PLAY SCRABBLE WITH THEM YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, and so forth and so on.
oh, I did make some more bread though.
 
I PLAYED OK JEEZ I WENT A BUNCH OF DAYS WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT WORDS WITH FRIENDS AND SCRABBLE AND THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN SO IF YOU LOVE ME YOU GOTTA ACCEPT THAT AS WELL AS MY SEVEN-TOED FOOT.
 
I WAS NEARLY ALONE AND SPENT SOME TIME IN A HOTEL WITH CURVED WALLS SO THEY COULD CLEAN UP THE VOMIT AND I AM GLAD I AM NOT STAYING THERE ANYMORE.
 
I want to learn more about curved walls helping with vomit clean-up.
 
I recently had Flamin' Hot Transform-a-Snack. Remember crisps that used to (and still do) exist?
 
Was there vomit at Headvoid's house and then he had to stay in a hotel?
 
No, i fell out with the wife and stayed in a budget hotel THAT SHOWED HER ALRIGHT.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top