Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Social Media Thread

Captain Wanky!


I was gonna say i gave my 50th pint of blood at the blood donor clinic yesterday for my social media update.
 
Captain Wanky!


I was gonna say i gave my 50th pint of blood at the blood donor clinic yesterday for my social media update.

That is noble of you!

Hey what do you think of all of these grateful posts for the month of November? Y'all are seeing this right? It isn't just my friends right? Like everyone I know is saying what they are grateful/thankful for every day.
And some of these bastards seem to reach really hard for finding something positive in their day.

I thought I would add to it by posting, "I am grateful that I get to choose to be happy, and no one can take that from me" Or something like that, but then I just thought
"Whats the point?"
 
Awwww

Last night I saw 95 elk. And I got to hold kittens.
I think I realized I need a herd. Man is not meant to be alone.
I need people, and animals and stuff and things.

I am still alone
fuck
How did that work out? FUck fuck fuck fuck fuck
 
Well I am alone tonight and fucking freezing! This is why Canadians go all psycho killer and stuff when they are stuck inside with nothing but snow to look at for weeks and weeks and weeks AND PEOPLE WONT PLAY SCRABBLE WITH THEM YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, and so forth and so on.
oh, I did make some more bread though.
 
I PLAYED OK JEEZ I WENT A BUNCH OF DAYS WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT WORDS WITH FRIENDS AND SCRABBLE AND THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN SO IF YOU LOVE ME YOU GOTTA ACCEPT THAT AS WELL AS MY SEVEN-TOED FOOT.
 
I WAS NEARLY ALONE AND SPENT SOME TIME IN A HOTEL WITH CURVED WALLS SO THEY COULD CLEAN UP THE VOMIT AND I AM GLAD I AM NOT STAYING THERE ANYMORE.
 
Back
Top