Solo: A Star Wars Story

[CaptainWacky]

Yep, it really exists.



Full trailer is tomorrow but here's some quick flashes of stuff!

 

[whisky]

Makes a film about Solo, puts almost no Han in the trailer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well he's in the actual trailer.



Looks like it could be a fun space romp?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Looking forward to seeing Donald Glover be the best part of this film.

 

[The Question]

There isn't a 'meh' profound enough to properly 'meh' the 'meh' I experienced watching that 'meh'-fest. Meh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Looking forward to seeing Donald Glover be the best part of this film.

Would help with my "Lando as the main character in Episode 9" campaign.

 

[Volpone]

I demand that Lando offer him a red plastic cup of Colt 45 at some point in this film.

 

[Volpone]

And for the record, "Solo" is lame, so I shall refer to this as "Star Wars Episode 2: The Han Job."

"Rogue 1" is, of course, Episode 3. So all we need is Episodes 1 and 9 to complete the saga. At least 1 of them should feature singing man-eating teddy bears.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Could be good, but a Lando movie would be better. I don’t think we need to know anything about Han. What tends to make Harrison Fords characters interesting is the mystery.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A Lando movie would have solved all the problems, really. They could have a short cameo from a digitally de-aged Harrison Ford at the end just to get Han in there. But mostly it's Lando being a space pimp and sleeping with droids.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LUCAS GHOST-DIRECTED SOLO.

http://clubjade.net/george-lucas-helped-direct-a-small-part-of-solo/

(Lucas made a suggestion and Ron Howard used it.)

 

[The Question]

A Lando movie would have solved all the problems, really. They could have a short cameo from a digitally de-aged Harrison Ford at the end just to get Han in there. But mostly it's Lando being a space pimp and sleeping with droids.

Bow-chika-MEEP-MEEP

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is much better than the first trailer.

 

[Mentalist]

I have hated the idea of this film since they announced it and I haven't changed my mind on the premise but the trailer is dope. No denying it.

 

[whisky]

You're 190?

You look great!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS THIS IS DEFINITELY MALLA AND I'LL BE VERY UPSET ON THE INTERNET IF IT'S NOT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I guess if you're 190 you can spend a few decades away from your wife hanging out with a cool man.

 

[whisky]

That's probably like a weekend for a wookie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Regardless of how this film turns out, Ron Howard is a good guy.