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Solo: A Star Wars Story

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Yep, it really exists.



Full trailer is tomorrow but here's some quick flashes of stuff!
 
Makes a film about Solo, puts almost no Han in the trailer.
 
Well he's in the actual trailer.



Looks like it could be a fun space romp?
 
Looking forward to seeing Donald Glover be the best part of this film.
 
There isn't a 'meh' profound enough to properly 'meh' the 'meh' I experienced watching that 'meh'-fest. Meh.
 
The Tomtrek said:
Looking forward to seeing Donald Glover be the best part of this film.
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Would help with my "Lando as the main character in Episode 9" campaign.
 
I demand that Lando offer him a red plastic cup of Colt 45 at some point in this film.
 
And for the record, "Solo" is lame, so I shall refer to this as "Star Wars Episode 2: The Han Job."

"Rogue 1" is, of course, Episode 3. So all we need is Episodes 1 and 9 to complete the saga. At least 1 of them should feature singing man-eating teddy bears.
 
Could be good, but a Lando movie would be better. I don’t think we need to know anything about Han. What tends to make Harrison Fords characters interesting is the mystery.
 
A Lando movie would have solved all the problems, really. They could have a short cameo from a digitally de-aged Harrison Ford at the end just to get Han in there. But mostly it's Lando being a space pimp and sleeping with droids.
 
CaptainWacky said:
A Lando movie would have solved all the problems, really. They could have a short cameo from a digitally de-aged Harrison Ford at the end just to get Han in there. But mostly it's Lando being a space pimp and sleeping with droids.
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Bow-chika-MEEP-MEEP
 
I have hated the idea of this film since they announced it and I haven't changed my mind on the premise but the trailer is dope. No denying it.
 
You're 190?

You look great!
 
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS THIS IS DEFINITELY MALLA AND I'LL BE VERY UPSET ON THE INTERNET IF IT'S NOT.
 
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I guess if you're 190 you can spend a few decades away from your wife hanging out with a cool man.
 
That's probably like a weekend for a wookie.
 
Regardless of how this film turns out, Ron Howard is a good guy.

 
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