SOME SAY.....

[Archibald Nixon]

He makes shaken martinis with nitro glycerine.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

His ejaculate can blind a man at thirty yards.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Her vagina houses her nation's entire Library of Congress.

 

[Cassie]

I thought this was a parody of the most interesting man in the world UNTIL YOU MENTIONED VAGINA.

 

[FBI parte due]

I think this is a spinoff of the "identify me" thread.

 

[Tisiphone]

Or James Bond.

 

[FBI parte due]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/10/street_view_frogmen/

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Spoiler

Perhaps I should have included a reference to Top Gear or the Stig, which was the thing I was attempting to emulate...hwell:

SOME SAY they use their psychic abilities to find open parking spaces.

All we know is...they're called [you]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I instantly thought of the old Bill Brasky sketches from SNL.