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Somebody fucked with my chair at work

She does have about 17 cats.....
 
SIXTEEN NOW.
 
Awww...did you take one out for little me?
 
CATOCIDE!
 
It died of natural causes...A CRUSHED HEAD.
 
Clean up on aisle nine!
 
NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY LOST FANCY CHAIR :wah!:
 
I CARE.

(Sardy stole it.)
 
The good thing about working for the government:

All of the chairs are equally fucked up.
 
((((((ROBL))))))

Is that how you do the lame hugging thing?
 
my chair has lost some of the padding on the left arm and now it hurts when I rest my elbow on it. I have to pad it with random things that are laying about my room. Right now there's a pair of underwear padding it. They're clean. Never worn.
 
Classic thread.
 
Sardy deleted Eggs chair and his own.
 
Well I did have to lay him off several years ago...I KNEW HE'D EXACT HIS REVENGE SOMEDAY!!!
 
Did he say "you can't fire me, I quit, LISA!" and throw down his pens?
 
He went home and started POWERPOINT KINGDOM.

Actually that was one of the worst days of my life. I had to lay off several friends because the business wasn't doing well. I even went into the bathroom and had a quick cry. I hate being a manager sometimes.
 
IT ALL WORKED OUT IN THE END (I assume.)
 
Yes, Sardy is beginning a successful producing/writing career and I'm still doing fucking Powerpoint.

WORKED OUT JUST GREAT OH YEAH BABY LETS DANCE
 
AT LEAST YOU STILL HAVE ALL YOUR POSTS INTACT!
 
FUCK YEAH! IN YOUR FACE, SUCCESSFUL CREATIVE MAN WITH A LOVING FAMILY!!!11
 
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