Somebody fucked with my chair at work

[Tisiphone]

She does have about 17 cats.....

 

[CaptainWacky]

SIXTEEN NOW.

 

[Tisiphone]

Awww...did you take one out for little me?

 

[Cassie]

CATOCIDE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It died of natural causes...A CRUSHED HEAD.

 

[Cassie]

Clean up on aisle nine!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY LOST FANCY CHAIR :wah!:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I CARE.

(Sardy stole it.)

 

[RobL]

The good thing about working for the government:

All of the chairs are equally fucked up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

((((((ROBL))))))

Is that how you do the lame hugging thing?

 

[Conchaga's Dual]

my chair has lost some of the padding on the left arm and now it hurts when I rest my elbow on it. I have to pad it with random things that are laying about my room. Right now there's a pair of underwear padding it. They're clean. Never worn.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Classic thread.

 

[headvoid]

Sardy deleted Eggs chair and his own.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well I did have to lay him off several years ago...I KNEW HE'D EXACT HIS REVENGE SOMEDAY!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did he say "you can't fire me, I quit, LISA!" and throw down his pens?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He went home and started POWERPOINT KINGDOM.

Actually that was one of the worst days of my life. I had to lay off several friends because the business wasn't doing well. I even went into the bathroom and had a quick cry. I hate being a manager sometimes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT ALL WORKED OUT IN THE END (I assume.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes, Sardy is beginning a successful producing/writing career and I'm still doing fucking Powerpoint.

WORKED OUT JUST GREAT OH YEAH BABY LETS DANCE

 

[CaptainWacky]

AT LEAST YOU STILL HAVE ALL YOUR POSTS INTACT!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FUCK YEAH! IN YOUR FACE, SUCCESSFUL CREATIVE MAN WITH A LOVING FAMILY!!!11