Somebody here is a Dacer

[Dr Dave]

Yes my friends, one of us has been keeping a secret. He is a Dacer (see the lexicon if you don't know what one is).

Now It truly pains me to even THINK about Dr Dace and his fans, but simply put the matter must be faced and the Dacer in our midst must be put into the light of the mine field!

Let us get to the name of the person, THE PERSON who is a Dacer. That person is headvoid!

Yes, he has been secretly giving Dr Dace information.

So headvoid,WHAT do you have to say for yourself?

YOU BAD BUSH!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Dacer? I hardly know her!

 

[Dr Dave]

HEADVOID STEP FORWARD!

 

[CaptainWacky]

SOMEBODY'S GOING TO GET THEIR ASS KICKED, SOMEBODY'S GOING TO GET THEIR WIG SPLIT.

 

[Yub]

Say what you like about Dr Dace, at least he's actually a doctor....

 

[Loktar]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

 

[Yub]

Yes. Yes, I did.

 

[headvoid]

Dacers use Geese as bodygaurds.

 

[Yub]

Sexy sexy geese.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yub is coming dangerously close to Dace Speak.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Are we human, or are we Dacer?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU FUCKING MORON, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT MY SONG, I RESENT MY FAME.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yub is coming dangerously close to Dace Speak.

Yes, yes he is.

 

[Loktar]

Sexy sexy geese.

There is nothing sexy about nature's alarm clock honking and waking me up too goddamn early.

 

[Yub]

That's because you've never the honk a goose makes when you slam balls deep inside. It's the honk that creates hurricanes, levels forests....it's the Atomic Honk. It's power...and power is sexy....

 

[Loktar]

That's because you've never the honk a goose makes when you slam balls deep inside. It's the honk that creates hurricanes, levels forests....it's the Atomic Honk. It's power...and power is sexy....

I'm starting to think its not headvoid who is the Dacer/Goose sympathizer/ANTI-DAVEITE.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yub a Dacer? Could be!

 

[Yub]

I know PILLZLOL are placebos.

 

[Loktar]

I know PILLZLOL are placebos.

No they aren't. They cured my fever when my prescription of MORE COWBELL didn't work.

 

[Dr Dave]

They do the job alright.