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Somebody shot Edward Furlong out of a cannon!

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He made a weird green stain when he hit the ground. But the circus clowns slurped it all up with a straw.
 
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That's about all he's good for these days.
 
Agreed. Cute when he was jailbait, but he was already banging his schoolteachers by the time he was 14.

What is he into now, great-grandmothers?
 
He should've been in T3 instead of that usurper, though.
 
The new guy looked like Alexander Siddig who looks like James Callis!
 
Maybe so, but John Connor's not meant to be an attractive blonde/mousy brown. He's meant to be an eye baggy, potty mouthed druggy!
 
I just googled Nick Stahl and he doesn't look anything like Doctor Bashir or Baltar. Why did I think he did?
 
Fuddlemiff said:
He should've been in T3 instead of that usurper, though.
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Nah, have you seen recent pictures of 'm? Way too Mexican-looking for the role now, unless Linda Hamilton or Michael Biehn had a recessive MEGABEANER gene...

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Nick Stahl actually looked and sounded like he could pass for their kid.

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Michael Biehn:

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True, Nick Stahl does look better for the part, but then he doesn't look anything like the kid version in T2. He should at least have dark hair. Of course, just to confuse things more, the Sarah Connor in SCC actually looks more like Edward Furlong's mother than Linda Hamilton did, since she's got jet black hair.

Basically, Edward Furlong shouldn't have been the original John, I suppose. He didn't look like either of his onscreen parents.
 
Sonya Walger looked like Linda Hamilton when she was sitting in the car at the start of the most recent episode. That probably confused someone.
 
Sometime between 1998 and today, Edward Furlong seems to have contracted the Elephant Man disease (LOOKIT THE SIZE O'THUT HIDD!) and lost his neck under the sofa cushions.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Sonya Walger looked like Linda Hamilton when she was sitting in the car at the start of the most recent episode. That probably confused someone.
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Yeah, a lot of people noticed that. She would have made a better 'lookalike' casting choice for Sarah Connor. Lena Headey really nailed the Sarah Connor character, though. One could always suspend disbelief by saying Sarah changed her hair color -- but then it falls apart when you realize Lena Headey is about twice as good looking as Linda Hamilton was in T2. Maybe Cassandra Complexes makes bitchiz hottah.
 
That and she only looks about five years older than Thomas Dekker and they have a weird sexual chemistry together even though they're supposed to be mother and son. She's actually fourteen years older than him (okay, I just looked it up) but that would still make Kyle Reese a paedo.
 
I can't think of anybody who wouldn't stuff his cawk in Lena Headey. (I think that should be an official sound bite for the show.)
 
It would get ratings up...and other things (cocks.)
 
I wanna be the meat in a Lena Headey 'n' Summer Glau sammich. (I'm quoting Roger Ebert there.)

Shit, while i'm at it, throw in the Shirley Manson. Sure, she's a goggley-eyed redheaded kinda freaky-lookin' alien forehead chick, but goggley-eyed redheaded kinda freaky-lookin' alien forehead twats need love too. Ain't I a hu-fuckin'-mana-goddamn-tarian?
 
What about Thomas Dekker?
 
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