Someone in the TrekBBS chat room said "that's officer level thinking"

[The Tomtrek]

Sometimes me and John talk on MSN and I pretend to be like five people because John gets lonely sometimes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Aww.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wow, there was a TrekBBS chat room three and a half years ago? I don't really remember that.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

KIRSTIE ALLEY IS FAT NOW BUT SHE'S LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT BEING ON DANCING WITH THE STARS AND SHE'S IN THE FINAL THREE EVEN THO SHE'S NOT GOING TO WIN BUT AMERICA LOVES HER BECAUSE SHE'S FUNNY AND DOESN'T TALK AT ALL ABOUT THE SCIENTOLOGY.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

But she IS nuts. I saw a BBC documentary (with the journalist who some might remember shouting "YOU WEREN'T THERE, TOMMY, YOU WEREN'T CUNTFUCKING THERE!" in a previous exposé on Scientology) and she denied that there was anything about aliens or space propeller planes and got really angry at the suggestion that anyone would believe that. Then she ate a baby and showed the reporter her tongue with bits of baby still on it and then she "drew" a door on the wall with a paintbrush that didn't even have any paint on it and made repeated attempts to walk through it, before claiming the cameras were giving off "negative xibabo", which is what you call negative energy when you want to say negative energy without sounding like you're just copying hippies.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I didn't know people still used irc. Or that Trek message boards still had chatrooms.

What kind of people use IRC in this, the year of our Lord two thousand and eleven?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Hackers. You see, it's a little like two boats meeting in the ocean...

 

[CaptainWacky]

ADM WILL IS STILL IN #EFCL WONDERING WHERE EVERYONE WENT.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ADM WILL = MIMI ROGERS AT THE END OF THE RAPTURE (THE MOVIE).

 

[CaptainWacky]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT YES.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Sauce

 

[The Tomtrek]

for the goose,

 

[The Tomtrek]

Mr. Saavik.

 

[The Tomtrek]

The odds will be even.