sOMEONE TAPED A RACK OF HOT DOGS TO MY BACK

[Ishcabittle]

AND SHOVED ME INTO A LARGE CROWD HOLDING A TV REMOTE... NEEDLESS TO SAY I WAS MAULED BY FBI AGENTS ASSUMING I WAS A TERRORIST (WHICH I WAS, OF COURSE).

LUCKY FOR THEM ONLY THE FIVE HOT DOGS I HAD BUNS FOR EXPLODED. STUPID BUNS COME IN BAGS OF EIGHT, BUT WHATEVER.

 

[Gagh]

I SAW SOMEBODY GLUE A PRETZEL TO YOUR NOSE, BUT I HAVE NO COMMENT IN REGARDS TO THE HOT DOGS.

 

[Cassie]

UH OH HOT DOG?!