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Seriously. Women are lining up around the block like stray cats at a fishery just howling for a chance to fuck my brain. My brain is the Don Juan of all grey matter.
Aw, you think I'm kiddin', dont'cha? My brain has starred in several porn videos, you know. You think that's cheezy 70s music you hear? It ain't! It's my brain laughin'.