Someone told me to steal Wacky's brain.

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine my brain in Conchaga's body. We'd be unstoppable.

 

[Conchaga]

Imagine my body with my mind. I'd be unstopable.

 

[The Question]

Well, I sure as hell don't know anyone who would try to stope you. Whatever stoping is. Probably something illegal.

And really, really dirty.

 

[Mandi]

You think everything is dirty Danny Boi

 

[Gagh]

I own my own legs.

 

[Conchaga]

I was a wee bit tipsy when I wrote that.

 

[Gagh]

I've been brain dead for my last 42,000 posts.

 

[Conchaga]

Actually, I was seven Heinekins and four shots of Grey Goose under.

 

[Gagh]

Heinekin. Drink Caffreys and be a man, damn you. Heinekin is filth!

 

[Conchaga]

Well, I'm hard-pressed to find good beer in America. Heinekin is the best I can come up with. Besides, it was $12 for a 12 pack. That's a deal in any country.

 

[Gagh]

Well, I have to admit, I'd hold my breath and down it as quick as possible for that price.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I suppose I was meant to quote the 'Spock's Brain" episode of short lived sixties action adventure serial drama 'The Star Trek'?

 

[Conchaga]

I'll quote Monty Python on American beer, "American beer is like making love in a canoe. That is, fucking close to water."

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure Laker Girl will have an answer to that.