Someone's Birthday is Next Thursday.....

[jack]

 

[jack]

I'd love to give you a box of orgasms.

 

[eloisel]

Ohhhhhh.....
hmmmmmmm....
a whole box of them!

 

[jack]

Yes. A whole box.

Many layers.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Just how many orgasms would fit in a box?

 

[eloisel]

I'm thinking I should send a box to Jack, something along the size that would crate a couple of jumbo elephants, and say, "Here, hon, fill that up, please."

 

[The Dork Lord]

See, I was just gonna send you a card, and

maybe some brownies; now I feel like an @$$

Damnit Jack, I thought we agreed on a cap!

 

[jack]

A cervical cap?

 

[jack]

It's what I love about women though. That first orgasm sometimes can take a while. A very long very delicious while.

Multiples are a different matter though. Funny what a reverse mechanism that whole thing is for men.

Not me of course. I multiple easily.