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Something of Actual Importance!!!!

classichummus

classichummus

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This may not be a shock to any of you on here, since I'm new and virtually unknown, but to those who know me better (Dual):

I ACTUALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW!!!!!!! LIKE REALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!! AND SHE'S NOT FUCKING PSYCHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's basically amazing to actually have a girlfriend finally. We basically went to the midnight showing of Harry Potter 6, then didn't sleep and talked, then basically determined we were going out and then went to class, only to have it canceled due to a school wide power outage. However, I now have to try and study for a midterm that I have tomorrow and I have been awake for 36 hours!!!!!!!

I am AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!
 
When you meet 'em at Harry Potter, you know you've found a keeper.
 
omar giev kongratuloatioin .

is zhe goud moslem woman ?

-emir omar
 
Omar said:
omar giev kongratuloatioin .

is zhe goud moslem woman ?

-emir omar
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Thank you Omar, but no sorry she is not Moslem at all.
 
Dual said:
When you meet 'em at Harry Potter, you know you've found a keeper.
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Is that supposed to be a clever Quidditch joke? I didn't meet her at Harry Potter, we simply went to Harry Potter.

How did I almost forget, in the parking lot before the movie, there were hella people running around playing Quidditch.
 
I forgot something else: she's 21 and I'm 19. She can buy alcohol and I cannot, which = EASIER ACCESS TO ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!!
 
classichummus said:
This may not be a shock to any of you on here, since I'm new and virtually unknown, but to those who know me better (Dual):

I ACTUALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW!!!!!!! LIKE REALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!! AND SHE'S NOT FUCKING PSYCHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's basically amazing to actually have a girlfriend finally. We basically went to the midnight showing of Harry Potter 6, then didn't sleep and talked, then basically determined we were going out and then went to class, only to have it canceled due to a school wide power outage. However, I now have to try and study for a midterm that I have tomorrow and I have been awake for 36 hours!!!!!!!

I am AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!
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See I told you!
 
classichummus said:
Is that supposed to be a clever Quidditch joke?
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The very idea of cracking Harry Potter jokes is utterly anathema to me. Sooner would I quip about Pyotr Bezukhov, child.
 
Congrats.
 
I will now pay my respects to your bachelorhood. It will be mourned.
 
classichummus said:
It's not like anything exciting was going on before...
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Be that as it may, you'll have fond memories of it in a few years. And you'd be stupid to try to go back.
 
Dude, you're making the biggest mistake of your life. Run. NOW.
 
Don't let her keep bugging you for anal like my bitch Aquehonga does.
 
Bickendan said:
Be that as it may, you'll have fond memories of it in a few years. And you'd be stupid to try to go back.
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I don't think I'll have fond memories of being lonely as all fucking hell! How will those be fond memories? Constantly being depressed over being totally alone except for teh interwebz?
 
You'll have fond memories of your ballz ;)
 
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