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Something of Actual Importance!!!!

Yub

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Yes that is a potato shaped like Mickey Mouse's head. I'm sure we can all agree that this was worth the time it took for you to been informed it existed. I strongly urge you to take further time to comment and discuss the global impact such a thing has, which surely are epic in scope. Don't be afraid to for fear that Disney may send agents of it's secret police to your house to use it's memory erasure measures on you for fear this knowledge may become widespread. Simply go into your kitchen before you post and wrap some tin foil around your head, then feel secure in the fact Disney cannot hear your thoughts. I'm confident you already have anti spyware measures in place so Disney have no way to read your keystrokes as you make them. Go ahead, post your thoughts about this potato. Strike a blow against Disney and it's mind scanning technologies, it's what William H Macy would want you to do as a free thinking human. Are you going to disagree with the wisdom of William H Macy? HE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY THE UKULELE, PEOPLE. We all all know that ukulele players are amongst the wisest beings in the universe! If I were you, I'd let nothing stay you from this course of action, not even Disney's evil might!
 
Looks more like my nutsack.
 
Your nutsack looks like Mickey Mouse's head? WE HAVE A SPY OF THE VILE DISNEY AMONG US!
 
Your nutsack looks like Mickey Mouse's head? WE HAVE A SPY OF THE VILE DISNEY AMONG US!

LIES!

*buys front row tickets to the Jonas Brothers concert*
 
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LOKTAR'S TRUE FORM??
 
I don't see anything.
 


How about now?
 
you should donate that pic to the Walt Disney Museum in Annaheim
 


How about now?

Is that from Disney's animated show Gargoyles?

*pockets another loyalty check from Disney*
 
yeah mickey mouse....:phprolleyes:
 
Is that from Disney's animated show Gargoyles?

*pockets another loyalty check from Disney*
did you mean royalty?
 
did you mean royalty?

No.

I meant what I said
And I said what I meant
A Loktar's faithful one hundred percent.

*collects another loyalty check from the Seuss estate*
 
Is that from Disney's animated show Gargoyles?

*pockets another loyalty check from Disney*


No, it's from thier classic, Fantasia. Before they were evil.

*hits Loktar with a history book*
 
No, it's from thier classic, Fantasia. Before they were evil.

*hits Loktar with a history book*

Ow. Great. I just got a summons to appear before Disney. This can't be good.
 
I KNOW MY FOE.
 
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Now dat's jes wrong.
 
Watch out! You're breaking character!
 
No, it's from thier classic, Fantasia. Before they were evil.

*hits Loktar with a history book*

WTF are you talking about? Disney was always evil!
 
Don't make go upside your head!

There was a time that Disney actually wasn't.....ok they were evil but marginally so. When they were putting out cool stuff like Fantasia and Dumbo and Ludwig Von Drake specials and weren't a soul sucking corporation that would foist Devo 2.0 and the Jonas Brothers and Hanna Montana upon us.
 
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