Something the Star Wars prequels were lacking

[CaptainWacky]

A "Use The Force!" moment like at the end of New Hope when Luke blows up the Death Star, ALTHOUGH IF THEY PUT ONE IN THEN FUTURE GENERATIONS WATCHING CHRONOLOGICALLY WOULDN'T BE AS IMPRESSED WITH EPEISODE 4-6 WHEN THEY GOT THERe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

bump

 

[whisky]

I know

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL INDEPENDANT CONTRACTORS

 

[Gagh]

Why couldn't Artoo use contractions?

 

[whisky]

Because hes a dustbin on legs

 

[Gagh]

That's Dusty Bin YOU FUCKING CUNT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why couldn't 3PO use condoms?

 

[Gagh]

THE MOUSE DROID WAS HIS SON

 

[CaptainWacky]

CHEWIE SCARED IT INTO RETIREMENT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MORE GAY SEX IN STAR WARS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT if you think about it in the prequels the Jeid are still around so everyone knows that the Force is real whereas in the time of New Hope it's just a "hokey religion" and even Luke doesn't know for sure if it's real because there's no Jedi about anymore but then he makes the leap of faith by turning off his targetting computer and that's why it works OKAY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But...but...no gay sex.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Most movies are lacking gay sex.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But...Hayden.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not from a Jedi.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH SO THE FORCE IS SOOOOOOO BUTCH RIGHT? IM SOOOOOOO SSSSSSSURE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

SE WIHH Gs