Sometimes I lay awake at night and regret the evil things I've done.

[The Question]

Most of the time I just laugh about them, though.

 

[Gagh]

Yeah, sometimes I regret what I've done, but then I have a brain glitch and think I'm in Crocodile Dundee and throw a can of food into a crowd but instead of getting the bad guy I always seem to knock out old ladies.

 

[The Question]

Therefore, according to my impeccable logic, old ladies = bad guys.

 

[curiousa2z]

Crocodile Dundee was mentioned?

G'DAY MATE!
(still working on that Aussie accent...)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DONDI > LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE Y'ALL

 

[Blindgroping]

That's not regret, that's the coffee I gave you.
I told you it was strong.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sometimes I do too, then I think "fuck it, they were only girls!"

 

[Dr Dave]

How much for the little girl ?

 

[Blindgroping]

Display model?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I don't consider my actions evil, they just don't fit into your small-minded moral paradigm.

-Hitler

 

[Harkley]

CALL THAT A KNIFE?!?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hitler wasn't evil, just naughty.

 

[The Question]

Crocodile Dundee was mentioned?

G'DAY MATE!
(still working on that Aussie accent...)

It's a bit like, G'DIE, MITE!

If you need to remember that, think, "Threatening a midget."

 

[jack]

Yeah, one of my managers is aussie, and I always think he's telling me to die.

He probably is, the weasel fucker.

 

[CaptainWacky]

yeah one of my dDRUNK CATS is an aussie WE RAPE DHIM LO

 

[Geedis,]

Yeah, one of my managers is aussie, and I always think he's telling me to die.

Do what he says, you geriatric boy-lover.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You sure find Jack interesting.

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I regret nothing.

 

[headvoid]

I miss the Saint and his homely, kind yet ever so slightly racist posts/